Don Jarker

Don Jarker is a severely plight impaired poet who lives in John Darker’s brain, somewhere between the right hemisphere and the temporoparietal junction. The Relating Rhymer endeavours to write (more or less) humour verse of a more accessible nature.

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Full name Donald T. Jarker (but nobody knows what the ‘T’ stands for) loves to write rhymories (rhyming stories) about characters and events that reside on the boundary between potential fact and definite fiction.

 

Serving up sharp, comic poems about the ridiculous habits and catastrophes of grown‑ups. You can expect eccentric characters, bonkers stories and generous absurdity in playful rhyme. Plus, the occasional limerick.

 

If you like poems that make you grin and then think.

You’re in the right place.